🥵 37 Signs You Might Lowkey Be Rich

Apologies in advance if this doesn’t make sense. I literally just opened my laptop after a 24-hour travel day from a top secret location to say hi to you, because you matter to me.

Anyways, I’d like to speak to a manager — preferably whoever’s handling time and space right this very second — because WDYM it’s already August AND Mercury’s inside the Gatorade? Have we not endured enough?

There’s something so eerie about this time period and I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I feel a spooky 👻 shift on its way. As long as it isn’t Galactus, we’re fine. However, if you do see Shalla-Bal flying around on a silver surfboard somewhere, can you ask her which gel she uses for that wet, metal hair look?

In the BuzzFeed Oz laboratory, we’ve been cooking up some T-Rex sized videos, from fun with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan for Freakier Friday (coming soon) to ruining childhoods with How To Train Your Dragon’s Mason Thames and Nico Parker. Make sure you’ve liked, followed and subscribed for more silly, goofy moments with your fave celebs on our YouTube channel, Instagram and TikTok. Or just to keep up with everything we’re doing behind the scenes.

As always, take good care of yourself. See you next week,

Ange (@angelinebarion) ⚡️

Q: Finish the lyrics to “Never Be Like You” by Flume:
🎶 “I’m only human, can’t ___ ___? _ ____, _ ____ _ _______” 🎶

This is so lockdown 2020 vibes but I’m major crushing on my Amazon delivery guy. There’s a million jokes here about packages but I won’t be crass. He just has such a sweet smile and he handles my goods with sooo much care. I’m thinking of leaving out some sweets for him…and maybe my number too 🤪.

Andrew from Canley Vale

I was in the office and my colleague was doing a lunch time Chemist Warehouse haul. She pulled out a face cream and another teammate was like “OMG, is that Loshay Posay???” — I don’t know if she meant La Rochè Posay or if there’s some off-market dupe floating around. But anyway! Loshay Posay Sashay Slay!

Carmel from Doonside

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A:  “I’m only human, can’t you see? I made, I made a mistake.”

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