🥵 Call me Edward Cullen cause I just want to bite it

Hey sillies, I would say “Happy Friday” but the thought of subjecting you to that heinously corporate greeting feels like betrayal… Instead, let me say cheers big ears, here’s to the weekend! Congrats on making it through another week. I’m so proud of you.

We’ve had a wild week in the BuzzFeedOz office. Our social slayer, Mark interviewed Smize Queen, Tyra Banks. I painted myself purple to subtly tell our producer Rizcel that I wanted to dress as Grimace. And right now, we’re arguing over Oscar nominations.

So to keep on theme with the wild ride that was ~this week~, I’ve mixed together a cooked concoction to close it out. Inside the cauldron you’ll find a dash of Britney Spears’ “Toxic”, a shot of espresso, the stigma of going to therapy and a vampire kink (AHHHH). So I urge you to strap in and collect yourself because, I’m excited to announce that based on some of these submissions: ✨❤️YEARNING❤️✨ IS 100% BACK, BABY.

Stay safe and take care of each other,

Ange x (@angelinebarion)

Finish the lyrics: And when the lights 🚨 start flashing like a photo booth
And the stars 🤩 exploding, _____ __ _________

Look, I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but when it comes to karaoke…Yeah well I’m choosing to ignore that. The lady next to me on the train wouldn’t stop going on about how much she “hates karaoke” because people “take it too seriously” while singing songs that “make her fall asleep”. As a certified karaoke lover, I’m proposing you either: get some new friends who choose better songs OR go to a booth by yourself, sing “Toxic” by Britney Spears and live, laugh, love.

CutieGirl777 from Thirroul

Tim, you’ve given me a bit of hope in the last few months. I don’t think you know my name or pay attention when I give it to the girl at the cafe we both visit every morning. It’s fine though. It’s fine. Seeing you makes me wonder about our future together. Maybe we’ll make coffee together in our one bedroom apartment because RN that’s all I can afford. You look pretty loaded, so maybe two bedrooms? Anyways, hope you have a great day because you certainly always make mine.

OrangePoloShirt From Docklands

I hope international yearning is okay, he lives in America and I live in Sydney. I just need to get this off my chest because it feels like my heart’s going to explode. I won’t say how I know him because it’ll give it away, but when I see his face through the screen, I just want to bite it. Call me Edward Cullen but it just looks so juicy. Praying you notice my heart eyes in my profile picture. I took it just for you, Macey. Please take my messages out of requests.

Cocoa143 from Rouse Hill

A: We’ll be fireproof (from “Youth” by Troye Sivan)

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