🥵 Drake feels broke + "I want to root the pizza"

Well, well, well sillies! Welcome to another BuzzFeedOz newsletter, it’s an honour and privilege to be in your inboxes each week, serving you a big bowl of news, recommendations and goofy stuff.

Around the ‘hallowed hallways’ of the BuzzFeed office, we’ve been having a civil debate about chicken shops, speaking to Blair Waldorf about Adam Brody and talking about Dance Academy stars in Apple Cider Vinegar. So really, we’re living the dream!

One thing we have noticed more and more, is the sun starting to set early. I don’t know about you but I’m not ready for summer to be over 😔 — that’s when the really spooky stuff starts to happen. My solution? Watch High School Musical 2 on loop, so it always feels like summer (at least in the living room).

In today’s big bowl of cuckoo stew, we’ve got a scoop of Paradise, a sprig of Anna Paul x Mikaela Testa drama and someone who wants to root a pizza. You’ll also find our Hoyts Double Pass giveaway and something about a big banana 🍌. Just to finish it off, there’s a confession from a certified lover boy looking for his Kiki…Drake is that you?

Enjoy and take care. As a gift, I’ll leave you with my high school year book quote, “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” 🐟.

Real love,

Ange x (@angelinebarion)

Q: How long is The Big Banana on NSW’s Northern Coast?

“They need to stop talking to him. He’s a f**king circus clown, like a literal circus clown. Imagine what that’s foreshadowing?”

NoEars from Marrickville

This is not for a human. This is for a pizza. I’m not scared to say it, they can’t read. If I could marry this slice of pizza I would, let me make that extremely clear. But then I wouldn’t be able to eat it, which I love doing. The thick crust with the richest sauce and cheese-pulliest cheese is what I come back for each time. I love it when it wears prosciutto and burrata. That’s my favourite of them all. In a game of “F**k, Marry, Kill” — I want to root the pizza. I want to marry the pizza. But I would never. EVER. kill the pizza.

Papa’sPizzeria from St Kilda

[Note from Angeline: ‘K, but where’s the pizza from?']

We locked eyes at a Drake concert and I knew you’d break my heart, have me singing “Marvin’s Room” and all that sh*t. When Drizzy sang “In My Feelings” I pretended I was him and you were Kiki, because I needed to know, do you love me? I guess you could call me a certified lover boy haha. Or maybe just call me? You have my number and I have yours. I hope it wasn’t fake love.

CLB from Cambridge Park

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A: The Big Banana is 13 metres long

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