🥵 Fact: Hi-5 walked so Cocomelon could... crawl?

It’s Tuesday, ya bloody legends!

Mother’s Day was this past Sunday, so I hope you all spoiled your mums and showed your appreciation! Big shout out to the mum in this week’s Overheard though, who is nothing less than an unbothered queen 👸. In other news, IDK what this man in the second Overheard has against budgies, but I hope he eventually makes peace with it. Either that or… perhaps a tinfoil hat would help!

BTW, can you even call yourself an Aussie kid if you didn’t love Hi-5? I wanted to be our Filipina queen Kathleen so bad — Asian representation at its finest! I also remember pushing the couch back to make space in front of the TV so I could sing and dance along to their iconic bops. Meanwhile, kids these days are glued to their iPads watching Cocomelon 🫠.

Speaking of “L.O.V.E.”, I’m hoping Corinne’s note to this mysterious man really goes somewhere! Instead of a café in the NSW countryside though, maybe they could consider opening a different kind of coffee shop in Amsterdam 👀.

See y’all next week for more fun times!

Liv xx (@livia_lun)

Sending love to the cute boy who waited on my table last week at the local café. You had a deep, soothing voice and a bit of an accent (Dutch, perhaps?), and were really tall with sandy blonde hair. You asked me about my day, I asked you about yours, and to keep the convo going, I asked you to recommend something from the menu. You proceeded to list a bunch of meat-heavy dishes I can’t eat, ’cause I really should’ve told you I’m vegetarian, but honestly? I didn’t care, I just wanted to hear you talk so I could stare at your face. Next time I come in, please give me your number so we can start a cute café in the countryside together.

Corinne from Five Dock

Overheard a mother and daughter arguing at a fancy brunch place on Mother’s Day 😳. Apparently, mum doesn’t approve of the daughter’s new boyfriend because, and I quote, “He owns too many crystals, kept calling me a Capricorn when I’m clearly a Virgo, and tried to sage-cleanse my aura and house without asking.” Things got so heated the daughter stormed off, and the mum just sat there sipping her mimosa like nothing happened. I aspire to be a diva like her.

Bianca from Port Kennedy

Walked past a man who exclaimed frustratedly to his wife, “I’m telling you, that budgie that keeps flying into our backyard is obviously trained by the government to spy on us!” I have so many questions…

Lachlan from Sunbury

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