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Yes, you do got it. “It” being this week’s BuzzFeed newsletter of course!

Welcome back folks, how’re you all doing? The madness of March is almost over! What a fun month this has been, but April is about to to pop off with the Easter and ANZAC day weekends back-to-back. If you haven’t booked your much-deserved vacay yet — let this serve as your official reminder.

I’m so curious to see you guys have a crack at this week’s featured quiz! No pressure but, anyone who fails it deserves to have their Australian citizenship revoked 😤. In other news, has anyone ever experienced “Third Man Syndrome” before? If you don’t know what that is, or are curious to hear other people’s experiences, check out our article (but maybe not when you’re alone in a dark room at 3am 🫣).

Meanwhile, whoever wrote this week’s Love Note may not have had a third man experience, but it seems like they definitely have a guardian angel. Who knew (almost) sending a pup to heaven could double as a meet-cute with a dreamy man?? [Side note, I highkey agree with the first Overheard — that statement is a straight up crime 💀].

As always, stay slaying the house down boots my friends!

Livia LUN 💜 (@livia_lun)

Q: Finish the Dua Lipa “Barbie” lyric: “Baby, you can find me under the lights, ________ _____ __ ____”

To the man whose dog I almost ran over with my car in the park last week, I’m SO sorryyy 😭. I genuinely did NOT see your cute little white dog dashing across the road, and I’m so glad it was totally alright. But also…the risk of your dog’s life was honestly lowkey worth it…because it led me to YOU 😍. When I, freaking out, got out of my car to check on it, I turned around and saw you standing there — 190cm tall, the wind ruffling your curly dirty blonde hair, your deep blue eyes sparkling in the sunlight, and your big tan arms bulging out of your muscle tank. Forget your dog, it was ME who got ran over—by your beauty OFC!!! 😩. When I apologised profusely all you did was stand there, laughing, telling me everything was fine. When I thought this situation couldn’t get any crazier, you looked me up-and-down, smiled with your perfectly white and straight teeth, and said to me “Well, I’m glad at least it was YOU who almost ran him over”. Sir?? I almost fell to my knees right then and there. So yeah, if you wanna let me make it up to you for this near-accident, let me buy you a coffee (or a new leash for your dog) sometime!!

Lewis Hamilton from Newtown

Overheard one of my coworkers say that “pete davidson” was her favourite Ariana Grande song. She deserves jail time (life sentence without parole).

YUH from Gosford

The man sitting across from me on the train yesterday morning was on speakerphone at full volume, absolutely going off on some fancy restaurant. Apparently, his whole family got food poisoning last night. Oh, and the cherry on top? They found a cockroach in their soup 🤮. Extra protein, I guess? Someone send Gordon Ramsay and the Kitchen Nightmares crew to fix this mess!

Serena from Manoora

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