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🥵 I don't wanna hear you yapping about how happy he makes you

And 36 earth-shattering family secrets people found out too late!

Hey Upper East Subscribers,

Another week, another newsletter. How’re you doing?

I can feel daylight savings slipping away from us, while the summer heat we all love and adore makes way for the chill. This means we’ll all start to sound like the Toros and Clovers in Bring It On because they once said, “Brrrr, it’s cold in here”. Soon, they will be right. The incoming vibe:

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If you love a secret, you’re going to absolutely froth today’s inclusions. I’ve pulled together another exclusive Leighton Meester interview — where Blair Waldorf spills her thoughts on Aussies — and a read with 36 family secrets that people found out too late. Plus, if you’ve been getting the vibe that your friend’s secretly hating on your relationship, today’s Overheard submission could be about you.

Hopefully, it’s not! But I’m sorry if it is…

Anyways, be careful when you cross roads, tell someone what they mean to you and get yourself a sweet treat. Life’s too short.

XOXO,

Q: Saoirse Ronan is obsessed with which Aussie reality show?

To the lovely long-haired gal at the gym, who is always on the treadmill next to me at 5:45am, I am in awe of your speed. How do you run so fast for so long? You're there before me, you leave after me, and you never stop running. I'm truly in awe of your dedication. You're a constant source of inspiration in my mornings. Also, how do you wake up so early? It's getting rough for us with the sun rising later and later each day. Maybe one day we can run together ... in the sun ... at the park? I'm the girl on the treadmill next you walking on an incline. Until we meet again...

3-12-30 from Surry Hills

"I was like WOAAAH he must like her a sh*t tonne. He buys her flowers, he buys her shoes, he buys her Ubers. I couldn't even get the bare f*cking minimum. It's so much harder to get over him when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. Like I don't wanna hear you yapping about how happy he makes you. He would never even call me. Zoe should I stop hanging out with her? I don't know what to do man. I need advice. I’ve got no clue. That's all I hear about. I love her, I’m just sick of hearing about it. On Friday, we went to hang out and he full grabbed her and started making out in front of my face. Maybe I need a break from her. I love hanging out with her, but with him there? It just makes it harder."

Hope You’re OK from Ramsgate

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