🥵 I Think You Need To Put Pants On

Hey sillies, welcome to our very first newsletter! I’m so happy that you’re here and ready to dive into stuff that’s sometimes cooked, often Aussie and definitely a sh*t tonne of fun. 

You might’ve seen me around asking JoJo Siwa what her fave bean is (soz BTW), pretending to be Sonic’s Dr Robotnik or acting like I know what’s going on just about anywhere. But if we haven’t been (digitally) introduced, I’m Angeline/Ange/Anjo and I produce entertainment and identity stories for BuzzFeedOz and beyond. I’ve also picked out some HEAT for today’s read.

Today’s curated cookery involves a bit of incest (big woah), confessions about Timothée Chalamet and a WA girlie’s plea for undies. Happy reading!

Lots of laughs,

Ange x (@angelinebarion)

Finish the lyrics: Hide your eyes 🫣 and count to 🔟 ready or not, I’m _____ ____ ___ _____.

Not something I overheard more like something I saw. This girl sat next to me on the train and was breaking up with her boyfriend while I was training into Central station. I caught the reflection of her phone in the glass and it said, “It’s F***ING over! Your cousin??? You hooked up with YOUR COUSIN?????”. That’s why I always look at people’s phones on the train, never want to miss the potential drama. Soz not soz for invading your privacy.

Jun from Lakemba

I don’t know how to talk to you but I always see you coming out of Law Block with your big pink Frank Green. If you were wearing a white dress with purple flowers on it on Tuesday last week, meet me at the kebab shop on campus.

Orange HydroFlask from Doonside

Nicky, I like your style and I think you’re actually really talented. It’s actually so cute when your lip pouts when you’re a bit frustrated. My only issue is…I think you need to put pants on. Walking around and posting photos in your undies CONSTANTLY is a pretty hectic ick. Like I don’t need to see your legs bro (not yet anyways).

Cassie from Fremantle

A: Gonna find you again (from “Ready or Not” by Hi-5)

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