🥵 Would you rather date a lizard and nobody knows?

Or...not date a lizard, but everyone thinks you do. By date, I mean DATE.

Thought you wouldn’t hear from me again this week? Jokes on you, I missed you and wanted to brighten your day. Therefore, here’s some more exciting stuff to bring some sunshine in because it’s a Wednesday that feels like Friday.

Around the concrete jungle of BuzzFeed HQ, we chatted about our favourite ways to eat a meat pie. This isn’t a cooking newsletter but I will give you a hack. Heat up a party pie, open the lid and stick a piece of cheese in there — bonus points if it’s a piece of plastic cheese. Then close the lid and let it melt. Tada! You are now the proud owner of a cheese-stuffed Aussie delicacy.

Other than that, it’s been your normal water cooler convos (minus the water cooler). Some questions include: “what are your top three favourite animals?”, “why does everyone hate Scrappy Doo?” and “would you rather date a lizard but nobody knows or not date a lizard but everyone thinks you do?”.

Ahead you’ll find a sweet love note, a secret YouTube video and confessions of a shopaholic (please note: there is no correlation to the film). Enjoy!

Don’t do anything Scooby Doo wouldn’t do,

Q: What are the Bananas in Pyjamas chasing in their theme song?

To the very non-corporate girl I saw in the very corporate office lobby I was walking through: I see you, I want to be you, I loved your outfit. You have my dream hair – long, natural waves – and such a sick fit that stood out in the sea of suits. Never stop #beingyourself. Us non-corporate corporate girlies need to stick together, so maybe one day we can be friends (and I can get your hair care routine). I'm the girl who always wears sneakers and arrives at 8:40am Mondays and Wednesdays. Coffee on me next week?

Zoe from Sydney

I need to get this off my chest because it’s making shopping really difficult. I love shopping but I can’t get over this thing I heard someone say in the change room next to me.

“I like to leave a little present in stuff that I try on,” I think she was telling someone over the phone. “It’s like when they stick their hands in the pocket, they’ll be surprised by a piece of me. Today, I’m wrapping a piece of gum in this receipt and putting it back on the rack.”

Ayra from West Pennant Hills

Staff Picks

A: The Bananas in Pyjamas are chasing teddy bears (if anyone knows why, please let me know)

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