🄵 Moshi Monsters is back, and I’m 10 years old again

Members of the mile high club are taking it too far 😭

You guys, I’m literally sobbing… like, full-body shaking, tears streaming down my face 😭.

But don’t worry, these are actually tears of unbridled joy because…Moshi Monsters is officially coming back! My inner child? She is healed. I am so stoked — I remember rushing home from primary school every day just to log on, play minigames, and chat with my online besties. I always mained Poppet too because obviously, I was one of the girly pops šŸ’…. Would you believe me if I said we can accurately guess your Moshi Monsters avatar based on your school lunchbox? Find out the truth by taking the quiz here. In the meantime, I’ll be patiently sat, waiting for the full relaunch.

But do you know what we really don’t need to bring back? Another blue-and-black/white-and-gold dress situation 😫. Yes, I’m sure a lot of you have seen the grey/blue chair debate going around on TikTok, and I need some of y’all to be so for real right now.

Yes, I’m still traumatised from being gaslit by my friends who (somehow) saw that dress as white and gold, but do let us know what you’re seeing!

Have a good week ahead!

Liv xx (@livia_lun)

Q: What year did the Justice Crew win Australia's Got Talent?

To the blue-haired barista with the septum ring at my local cafĆ©, I have to confess something… I think I’m in love with you. Not just because you make a mean oat flat white, but because you always spell my name right. My mornings don’t officially start until I’ve said ā€œhiā€ to you and consumed one of your magical beverages ā¤ļø.

Maykhaelaigh from Sunshine Coast

I was eating a HSP, minding my business at the shopping centre, when I overheard this chick at the table next to me say to her friend, "I’m only still with my boyfriend because of his Nonna’s prosciutto.ā€ Then she goes, ā€œLove is temporary, but at least the antipasto is forever.ā€ I nearly choked. Did she really just say she couldn’t break up with him because that would mean breaking up with the free cured meats? Honestly… I get it.

Connor from Blacktown

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