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🥵 Should we make farting illegal?

🥵 Should we make farting illegal?

Now's the time to lock down a Hoyts Double Pass, just in time for a self care moment. All the details ahead! Happy reading!

Angeline Barion
February 18, 2025

Hey silly billies,

It’s both an honour and a privilege to exist in the same timeline as you. You opened this email, so you get this sweet greeting as a gift. This week’s been so hectic and it’s ~ONLY TUESDAY~ therefore, I’m manifesting happiness and goodness for all.

Enough of the pleasantries, let’s get into the wild and wacky wilderness of today’s newsletter. Much like the first week in a new job, this issue has plenty to take in (and may also make your brain feel slightly numb, in a good way).

We’ve given you exclusive access to our FULL interview with the cast of Heart Eyes, where Jordana Brewster (AKA Mia from Fast and The Furious) admits to a love of squeezing pimples. There’s also some incel chat which is always…interesting, something about holding space for toes and a moment for making farting illegal.

You also have the opportunity to lock down a Hoyts Double Pass, just in time for a self care moment. All the details ahead! Happy reading 🥳

Don’t forget to say your affirmations,

Ange x (@angelinebarion)

Q: What was the name of Tracey McBean’s BFF?

“I’m born in 1991. If I was born in 2001, I’d be an incel RN.”

An Instagram Story-worthy quote served with a side of creamy breakfast pasta and an iced latte.

Ashley from La Perouse

I was sitting at a cafe and the workers were talking about their friend or potentially a coworker??? IDK but they were talking very loud about this man breaking this “friend’s” heart over and over again, making her cry, etc.. But then she would go back to him and wonder why she ends up crying again?? Like surely after the 7th time you break up and end up in tears it’s time to call it quits.

Bread&Brad from Sunshine

Some people just need to lower their voice (not around me though). My friend and I legitimately stopped yapping listening to this guy talk. Okay so it’s not 100% to a T, but I tried my best. Filled in the blanks where it makes sense…don’t sue me.

Him: It was the day before her birthday and she asked me to hang out with her. Mind you we were just friends. She asked me to come over to hers (to wait it out until midnight — her actual birthday). That was the biggest mistake I ever made.

His friend: Why?

Him: She started trauma dumping on me, telling me that she hadn’t felt this way about someone since her ex. They were together for like 4 years but do you know why it ended?

His friend: She told me it was because he fell out of love.

Him: No dude, it’s because he kept wanting to hold her foot in weird situations and it was like soul-shattering. But then she wanted to do it to me.

Kez from Perth