🥵 These celebs’ publicists really be working overtime...

BuzzFeedOz fam, it’s time for our weekly reunion!

First things first, we need to talk about these absolutely unhinged celeb quotes — like, Madonna said WHAT about her own fans? But TBH, if I were famous, I’d probably be cancelled instantly for half the things I’ve said 🤪. Someone would need to give me Blake Lively post-It Ends With Us media training ✨.

Also, we are so curious to know which movies you wish got an alternate ending? Personally, I think Cedric Diggory should’ve survived in Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire…our unproblematic king Robert Pattinson barely got any screen time 💔.

This week’s Overheards are truly sending me. Sir… where exactly did you think popcorn came from 😭? And let’s not skip over one guy’s family drama being the literal plot of Knives Out — someone get a reality TV crew on this ASAP.

A quick PSA for all us Aussies: election day is creeping up, so this week’s featured quiz is extra important ‘cause it’s your ~official~ application to be Australia’s new Prime Minister! If it were up to me, I’d make Cherry Ripes illegal ✋ (yes, I said it, sorry everyone).

See you next week for more ridiculousness ❤️.

Livia LUN 💜 (@livia_lun)

Q: Jessica Mauboy was part of which iconic Aussie girl group?

The cast of Novocaine No Pain are no strangers to chaos — but how do they handle the chaos of Aussie Slang? We put Jack Quaid, Amber Midthunder, Ray Nicholson, and Jacob Batalon to the ultimate test with an Aussie Slang Quiz. From “choccy biccy” to “bloody oath mate”, let’s see who cracked the code.

Saw this girl on my uni campus wearing a green jumper and baggy jeans who has the prettiest eyes, like Billie Eilish’s! Whoever you are, if you’re seeing this, I would be “happier than ever” if we could link up in the future…

Matt from Robertson

This Love Note is for the man who helped me with directions when I got lost in the countryside. If not for your kindness, I would’ve still been crying in my car driving around aimlessly because my GPS couldn’t get a signal. Like a guardian angel, you stopped to ask if I needed help. Most of all, thank you for not being a creep and kidnapping me 😀.

Ashleigh from Blacktown

IDK how but over the weekend I overheard someone say they didn’t know popcorn literally came from corn 👁️👄👁️. Someone open the schools!!

Clara from Newtown

Overheard a man in a bar last night telling one of his mates about how his wealthy grandfather just passed and now the whole family is contesting the will because he left all his assets to his nurse/caretaker who has been with him for over 10 years… It’s literally Knives Out in real life 😨.

Daniel from Mildura

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