🥵 "The booger pile" just keeps on getting bigger

Happy Taco Tuesday my BuzzFeed babes 🌮!

Mark here from the social side of things, famously known for eating bugs for your viewing pleasure! Hopefully it’s not crickets as we enter a sweltering short work week 🥵.

How was your long weekend? Did you actually read that book you posted on your IG story or did you just doomscroll in aircon? I gave the few eps of Severance a go — safe to say all existing versions of me are sat.

For any anime fans, the forever kawaii Angeline reviewed Sakamote Days — but does it do the OG manga justice? Meanwhile, Jason from Glebe encountered a seriously hot fireman at a traffic light, and while it might not be love at first sight, the new Married at First Sight season premiere has us all flustered.

Enjoy miloves,

WFH Mark (Office Mark is napping in Meeting Room 3 — @markusmuch)

Q: Severance’s Dichen Lachman played which character on Neighbours?

I stood in the line at the airport with my ears on high alert because of this one wild chick that was going on and on about her “work bro” Stanley who won’t stop picking his nose. “It’s like he’s trying to touch his brain, he’s going soooo far up. It’s gross. Then this dude has the audacity to put whatever booger comes out of his nostril onto his desk to ‘throw in the bin’ later,” she told the girl she was travelling with. But apparently, “the booger pile” just keeps on getting bigger and she doesn’t know if she should mention it to HR. I say fire him, that’s a work safety thing. Where are the cleaners? DISGOSTANG.

AlwaysListening from Broadbeach

I know this is a long shot, but I had to try. To the fireman waiting at the traffic lights on Tuesday morning, I was completely captivated by you. I’m not sure if it was your confident, unbothered stride, but you seem like someone I’d like to have a beer with. Is it weird to try make friends over email? Maybe. But worth a shot.

Jason from Glebe

IDK if this will even find him but I just wanted to tell someone. Dez I’ve loved you since primary school. We’ve been friends for a really long time but I don’t know how to say it to you. Every time you call me up to sit on Facetime for hours, is that you saying you enjoy my company? When you come over and talk to my mum about how proud you are of me, do you really mean it? I really can’t shake this feeling that you’re waiting for someone better to come along. Anyways, I’ll keep waiting for you. As long as it takes.

HopelesslyAmiah from Semaphore

A: Katya Kinski

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