🥵 You couldn't pay me to have a roommate like this...

Well buds, welcome to another week on the big blue orb called Earth! Not quite sure which version we’re living on, but we can only be hopeful that somewhere out there, another timeline has it less cooked than we do.

Hope you’ve all been drinking your vitamin C tablets and taking care of each other in this cold, cold Australian winter. I haven’t felt my toes since May. It’s only been 25 days but I think that’s about enough. Anyways…

It’s been a big week in the BuzzFeedOz house and my golly gosh, are we absolutely frothing it. Think interviews galore, — with James Gunn, the cast of Superman, Priyanka Chopra, John Cena and even some cosplayers — classic Aussie throwback stories, lots of chat about Zaddies (AKA Pedro Pascal) and even a hangout with some of your favourite fictional characters. You can check it all out on the @BuzzFeedOz-stagram.

As for what to expect this week, there’s HELLISH roommates, the chamber of industry secrets and even a chance to join the Olympics. This leads me to ask — what do you think you’d win a gold medal for? Bring it up in conversations with friends, ask them what they think. Or, if you don’t want to talk to anyone, you could also take this quiz. 

Without further ado, scroll away and distract yourself for a moment. I know we all need it. You’re doing a great job.

Yours freezingly,

Ange 🥸

Q: Princess Peach is the ruler of which Kingdom?

It only took one glance from you to rizz me up. Yep, we were both making eyes at each other across the road. Yeah, we were both about to jaywalk and dodge the oncoming bus but I swear all I could feel was butterflies. I wanted to melt into the floor when you smiled at me. I felt like I was in freaking Bridgerton when we ran past each other, almost brushing hands. HMU if you want to hold mine sometime. Your hi-vis looks cute on you.

Jules from Glendenning

Ooooh brother I’ve got a cooked one. You know that “Man of the Year” trend that people are doing on the damn clock app? I have a submission on behalf of a girl that yapped to me outside a club — soz babe, we don’t know each other that well.

“He was telling me how much I meant to him, how he wanted to marry me and have kids with me and all of that sh*t. Then he turns around and kisses his step sister…LIKE HELLO??? I had to rinse my mouth out with vinegar after that like 15 times.”

Lionel from Parkside

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A: Mushroom Kingdom

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